And Disney's Chief Consolation Prize Officer makes some moves

And the Strait of Hormuz is getting oiled up

And a $250B startup is "starting over"

And AI is about to ruin love

And inflation was completely predictable

And Bill Pershing goes public

And @sama goes shopping

And jobs came in ice cold

And who coulda guessed Kalshi would be unfair?

And Kevin Warsh locks in the nom

And the Mac gets a big refresh (never close tabs again)

And BRK shareholders went all "that don't impress me much"

And Warner Bros goes all "SOLD"

And Kalshi is trying hard to look legit

And Zuck will just buy chips from anyone, huh?

And China is just stealing LLMs now

And Claude just rekt software markets (again)

And @sama throws hands

And WWIII loading...

And Miami Alex Karp is going to be legendary

And OpenClaw frame mogs everyone

And Anthropic settles for silver

And jobs are growing on jobbies

And Paramount sweetens the pot

And Meta has a Roblox-style problem