And are we thinking ceasefire or nah?

And Polymarket is just pushing the limits, huh?

And Starbucks tries to make tipping great again

And some Anthropic engineer is so, so fired

And Eli Lilly is about to make coffee obsolete

And Kharg Island may be toast

And Peloton is having its memestonk moment

And rental car companies are lovin' it

And Iran is not ready to talk about it yet

And Amazon wants to put Alexa into a robot body

And ICE is just running metal detectors now

And don't freak out but the Fire Phone is back

And Novo Nordisk didn't hear no bell

And JPMorgan loves sports all of a sudden

And Disney's Chief Consolation Prize Officer makes some moves

And the Strait of Hormuz is getting oiled up

And a $250B startup is "starting over"

And AI is about to ruin love

And inflation was completely predictable

And Bill Pershing goes public

And @sama goes shopping

And jobs came in ice cold

And who coulda guessed Kalshi would be unfair?

And Kevin Warsh locks in the nom

And the Mac gets a big refresh (never close tabs again)