And Meta employees are crying in the shower

And tough week for inflation, huh?

And the New World Order isn't real (probably)

And Coinbase is down bigly

And Ryan Chewy wants to become Ryan eBay

And it's gonna be one hell of a Summer

And inflation is doing exactly how we figured (bad)

And J-Poww is not f*cking leaving

And OpenAI can't catch even a little revenue win

And Spotify wants you to lose some weight

And Anthropic is clearly poly

And investors see right through what Lulu is doing

And Tesla dropped some mid earnings

And Xbox is opting to go cheaper instead of better

And your second favorite New Jersey deli is going public

And Zuck is doing some Spring cleaning

And we're only getting second-rate Claude for now

And Sydney Sweeney is back to making denim ads

And "merger of equals," my a**

And did anyone order a blockade?

And US-Iran peace talks fall apart (obviously)

And inflation is still feeling sticky AF

And Zuck actually did something good

And Apple better get its act together

And are we thinking ceasefire or nah?