And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made

And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers

And Google needs your help

And inflation has still got its fastball

And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments

And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers

And Meta employees are crying in the shower

And tough week for inflation, huh?

And the New World Order isn't real (probably)

And Coinbase is down bigly

And Ryan Chewy wants to become Ryan eBay

And it's gonna be one hell of a Summer

And inflation is doing exactly how we figured (bad)

And J-Poww is not f*cking leaving

And OpenAI can't catch even a little revenue win

And Spotify wants you to lose some weight

And Anthropic is clearly poly

And investors see right through what Lulu is doing

And Tesla dropped some mid earnings

And Xbox is opting to go cheaper instead of better

And your second favorite New Jersey deli is going public

And Zuck is doing some Spring cleaning

And we're only getting second-rate Claude for now

And Sydney Sweeney is back to making denim ads

And "merger of equals," my a**