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Tyler MorinFounder and CEO of The Water Coolest
Tyler Morin

Jul 17, 2026

💦 Big streamin' d*cks

💦 Big streamin' d*cks

And Uber has an appetite for foreign food

Jul 14, 2026

💦 Troll toll

💦 Troll toll

And state attorneys really don't like Paramount+

Jul 10, 2026

💦 Large Wanguage Model

💦 Large Wanguage Model

And Micron put the team on its back

Jul 7, 2026

💦 Dude you’re getting a Dell

💦 Dude you’re getting a Dell

And Xbox opted for an extra-long weekend off

Jun 30, 2026

💦 Comcastaway

💦 Comcastaway

And do people really still have Dish?

Jun 26, 2026

💦 iPaid

💦 iPaid

And Micron is loving this chip shortage

Jun 23, 2026

💦 Go-gle

💦 Go-gle

And Getty Images sold out to the man, man

Jun 16, 2026

💦 We will, we will Roku

💦 We will, we will Roku

And it all goes down Friday

Jun 12, 2026

💦 Happy SPCX IPO day to those who celebrate

💦 Happy SPCX IPO day to those who celebrate

War is over

Jun 9, 2026

💦 Hold up, let Tim Cook

💦 Hold up, let Tim Cook

And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made

Jun 5, 2026

💦 Unprecedented times

💦 Unprecedented times

And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers

Jun 2, 2026

💦 All eyez on me

💦 All eyez on me

And Google needs your help

May 29, 2026

💦 Largest language model

💦 Largest language model

And inflation has still got its fastball

May 27, 2026

💦 Craving chips

💦 Craving chips

And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments

May 22, 2026

💦 Fast & furious

💦 Fast & furious

And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers

May 19, 2026

💦 Must acquit

💦 Must acquit

And Meta employees are crying in the shower

May 15, 2026

💦 Power trip

💦 Power trip

And tough week for inflation, huh?

May 12, 2026

💦 Get a job

💦 Get a job

And the New World Order isn't real (probably)

May 8, 2026

💦 Frenemies

💦 Frenemies

And Coinbase is down bigly

May 5, 2026

💦 Logistics Prime

💦 Logistics Prime

And Ryan Chewy wants to become Ryan eBay

May 4, 2026

💦 Unholy Spirit

💦 Unholy Spirit

And it's gonna be one hell of a Summer

May 1, 2026

💦 Steve who?

💦 Steve who?

And inflation is doing exactly how we figured (bad)

Apr 30, 2026

💦 Google-opoly

💦 Google-opoly

And J-Poww is not f*cking leaving

Apr 29, 2026

💦 NOPEC

💦 NOPEC

And OpenAI can't catch even a little revenue win

Apr 28, 2026

💦 Open(AI) relationship

💦 Open(AI) relationship

And Spotify wants you to lose some weight

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