And CrowdStrike is riding the wave

And Tehran is about to get the Canada treatment too

And Bitcoin is so f*cking back

And Treasury yields got everyone shook

And PPI is flat as a surfboard

And Jensen needs mo' money

And Burger King is watching the throne

And Donny's gonna grab 'em by the Strait

And not all AI capex is created equal

And now Cracker Barrel has to avoid the 'go broke' part of the rhyme

And is American the next Spirit?

And the real winner of the World Cup was FIFA

And Uber has an appetite for foreign food

And state attorneys really don't like Paramount+

And Micron put the team on its back

And Xbox opted for an extra-long weekend off

And do people really still have Dish?

And Micron is loving this chip shortage

And Getty Images sold out to the man, man

And it all goes down Friday

War is over

And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made

And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers

And Google needs your help

And inflation has still got its fastball