And Scam Altman strikes again

And consultants stay winning

And Elon got his money shot

And Oracle is in some kinda rush

And AMD had the kind of day NVDA has every day

And ChatGPT can't be tamed

And California wants more Exodus

And PPI is PP-High

And ChargePoint just came across my desk...

And we're dropping bombs in Iran again, so, yay

And CrowdStrike is riding the wave

And Tehran is about to get the Canada treatment too

And Bitcoin is so f*cking back

And Treasury yields got everyone shook

And PPI is flat as a surfboard

And Jensen needs mo' money

And Burger King is watching the throne

And Donny's gonna grab 'em by the Strait

And not all AI capex is created equal

And now Cracker Barrel has to avoid the 'go broke' part of the rhyme

And is American the next Spirit?

And the real winner of the World Cup was FIFA

And Uber has an appetite for foreign food

And state attorneys really don't like Paramount+

And Micron put the team on its back