And Anthropic is clearly poly

And investors see right through what Lulu is doing

And Tesla dropped some mid earnings

And Xbox is opting to go cheaper instead of better

And your second favorite New Jersey deli is going public

And Zuck is doing some Spring cleaning

And we're only getting second-rate Claude for now

And Sydney Sweeney is back to making denim ads

And "merger of equals," my a**

And did anyone order a blockade?

And US-Iran peace talks fall apart (obviously)

And inflation is still feeling sticky AF

And Zuck actually did something good

And Apple better get its act together

And are we thinking ceasefire or nah?

And Polymarket is just pushing the limits, huh?

And Starbucks tries to make tipping great again

And some Anthropic engineer is so, so fired

And Eli Lilly is about to make coffee obsolete

And Kharg Island may be toast

And Peloton is having its memestonk moment

And rental car companies are lovin' it

And Iran is not ready to talk about it yet

And Amazon wants to put Alexa into a robot body

And ICE is just running metal detectors now