And we're only getting second-rate Claude for now

And Sydney Sweeney is back to making denim ads

And "merger of equals," my a**

And did anyone order a blockade?

And US-Iran peace talks fall apart (obviously)

And inflation is still feeling sticky AF

And Zuck actually did something good

And Apple better get its act together

And are we thinking ceasefire or nah?

And Polymarket is just pushing the limits, huh?

And Starbucks tries to make tipping great again

And some Anthropic engineer is so, so fired

And Eli Lilly is about to make coffee obsolete

And Kharg Island may be toast

And Peloton is having its memestonk moment

And rental car companies are lovin' it

And Iran is not ready to talk about it yet

And Amazon wants to put Alexa into a robot body

And ICE is just running metal detectors now

And don't freak out but the Fire Phone is back

And Novo Nordisk didn't hear no bell

And JPMorgan loves sports all of a sudden

And Disney's Chief Consolation Prize Officer makes some moves

And the Strait of Hormuz is getting oiled up

And a $250B startup is "starting over"