Search
Log In
Sign Up
HOME
ARCHIVE
Tyler MorinFounder and CEO of The Water Coolest
Tyler Morin

Aug 7, 2026

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

And Burger King is watching the throne

Aug 4, 2026

💦 Federal Holid-AI

💦 Federal Holid-AI

And Donny's gonna grab 'em by the Strait

Jul 31, 2026

💦 iMic drop

💦 iMic drop

And not all AI capex is created equal

Jul 28, 2026

💦 AI-vengers Assemble

💦 AI-vengers Assemble

And now Cracker Barrel has to avoid the 'go broke' part of the rhyme

Jul 24, 2026

💦 Spend it if you got it

💦 Spend it if you got it

And is American the next Spirit?

Jul 21, 2026

💦 An IPO above

💦 An IPO above

And the real winner of the World Cup was FIFA

Jul 17, 2026

💦 Big streamin' d*cks

💦 Big streamin' d*cks

And Uber has an appetite for foreign food

Jul 14, 2026

💦 Troll toll

💦 Troll toll

And state attorneys really don't like Paramount+

Jul 10, 2026

💦 Large Wanguage Model

💦 Large Wanguage Model

And Micron put the team on its back

Jul 7, 2026

💦 Dude you’re getting a Dell

💦 Dude you’re getting a Dell

And Xbox opted for an extra-long weekend off

Jun 30, 2026

💦 Comcastaway

💦 Comcastaway

And do people really still have Dish?

Jun 26, 2026

💦 iPaid

💦 iPaid

And Micron is loving this chip shortage

Jun 23, 2026

💦 Go-gle

💦 Go-gle

And Getty Images sold out to the man, man

Jun 16, 2026

💦 We will, we will Roku

💦 We will, we will Roku

And it all goes down Friday

Jun 12, 2026

💦 Happy SPCX IPO day to those who celebrate

💦 Happy SPCX IPO day to those who celebrate

War is over

Jun 9, 2026

💦 Hold up, let Tim Cook

💦 Hold up, let Tim Cook

And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made

Jun 5, 2026

💦 Unprecedented times

💦 Unprecedented times

And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers

Jun 2, 2026

💦 All eyez on me

💦 All eyez on me

And Google needs your help

May 29, 2026

💦 Largest language model

💦 Largest language model

And inflation has still got its fastball

May 27, 2026

💦 Craving chips

💦 Craving chips

And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments

May 22, 2026

💦 Fast & furious

💦 Fast & furious

And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers

May 19, 2026

💦 Must acquit

💦 Must acquit

And Meta employees are crying in the shower

May 15, 2026

💦 Power trip

💦 Power trip

And tough week for inflation, huh?

May 12, 2026

💦 Get a job

💦 Get a job

And the New World Order isn't real (probably)

May 8, 2026

💦 Frenemies

💦 Frenemies

And Coinbase is down bigly

Load more

The Water Coolest

Unfiltered coverage of markets, big business, and the main characters that run the show. And what it all means for the rest of us.