The archive


Sep 5, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Super smashed brothers

And McDonald's is going scorched earth

💦 Super smashed brothers

Sep 4, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Top line heavy

And did Apple just invent the search engine?

💦 Top line heavy

Sep 3, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Divorce court

And Starbucks enters its gym bro era

💦 Divorce court

Sep 2, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Pour some sugar on me

And we've got a murder mystery at Burning Man

💦 Pour some sugar on me

Aug 29, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Can you guess who?

And America has still got its fastball

💦 Can you guess who?

Aug 27, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Cooked

And Cracker Barrel just put the Old back in Old Country Store

💦 Cooked

Aug 26, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Fed up

And Perplexity plans to spread the wealth

💦 Fed up

Aug 25, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Getting handsy

And J-Poww delivers in Jackson Hole

💦 Getting handsy

Aug 22, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Over a Barrel

And Zuck pumps the brakes on hiring

💦 Over a Barrel

Aug 21, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Non-Target

And did Cracker Barrel just pull a Jaguar?

💦 Non-Target

Aug 20, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Predicting problem? Help is available

And Viking's fat losses

💦 Predicting problem? Help is available

Aug 19, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Private parts

And Intel is putting on a clinic right now

💦 Private parts

Aug 18, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens...

And Chili's is so back

💦 Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens...

Aug 17, 2025

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2 min read

🏝️ Update: 4-night stay at Zel Punta Cana giveaway (plus another chance to win)

The giveaway before the giveaway

🏝️ Update: 4-night stay at Zel Punta Cana giveaway (plus another chance to win)

Aug 15, 2025

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12 min read

💦 But now, yeah, I’m thinking I’m back

And Warren Buffett likes the stock

💦 But now, yeah, I’m thinking I’m back

Aug 14, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Just win, baby, win

And wake up babe, new Amazon perk just dropped

💦 Just win, baby, win
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