The archive


Feb 6, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Burnt orange

And Novo Nordisk calls its lawyers

💦 Burnt orange

Feb 5, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Claudes out

And Eli Lilly rubs salt in the wound

💦 Claudes out

Feb 4, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Slimming down

And Cracker Barrel just ruined the business trip

💦 Slimming down

Feb 3, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Merger secured

And new Disney main character just dropped

💦 Merger secured

Feb 2, 2026

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13 min read

💦 Stop it, nerds

And ladies and gentlemen, we got him (a J-Poww successor)

💦 Stop it, nerds

Jan 30, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Drop your buffs

And Sam Altman goes Series whatever

💦 Drop your buffs

Jan 29, 2026

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13 min read

💦 New business model, who dis?

And no, we aren't getting a rate cut

💦 New business model, who dis?

Jan 28, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Call a doctor

And UPS delivered some bad news to the team

💦 Call a doctor

Jan 27, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Cassandra Untamed

And Booz Allen fumbled the bag

💦 Cassandra Untamed

Jan 26, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Don't look down

And America has got a fever and the only prescription is more rare earths

💦 Don't look down

Jan 23, 2026

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10 min read

💦 You better lawyer up, Jamie

And there's no way we're getting a rate cut

💦 You better lawyer up, Jamie

Jan 22, 2026

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11 min read

💦 No moracle

And NATO came to the negotiating table

💦 No moracle

Jan 21, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Netflex

And Lululemon pulls "see-through" leggings from the market

💦 Netflex

Jan 20, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Eurotrashed

And prediction markets drink sportsbooks' milkshake

💦 Eurotrashed

Jan 16, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Taiwinning

And Amazon lawyers up against Saks

💦 Taiwinning

Jan 15, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Probed for freedom

And Verizon is sending out an SOS

💦 Probed for freedom
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