The archive


Mar 19, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Zero, zip, zilch, nada

And JPMorgan loves sports all of a sudden

💦 Zero, zip, zilch, nada

Mar 18, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Unholy alliance

And Disney's Chief Consolation Prize Officer makes some moves

💦 Unholy alliance

Mar 17, 2026

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11 min read

💦 A trilli

And the Strait of Hormuz is getting oiled up

💦 A trilli

Mar 16, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Avocado toast

And a $250B startup is "starting over"

💦 Avocado toast

Mar 13, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Strait of No-muz

And AI is about to ruin love

💦 Strait of No-muz

Mar 12, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Better offers, better share price, Papa John's

And inflation was completely predictable

💦 Better offers, better share price, Papa John's

Mar 11, 2026

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11 min read

💦 "The" Moltbook

And Bill Pershing goes public

💦 "The" Moltbook

Mar 10, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Claude, lawyer up. Make no mistakes.

And @sama goes shopping

💦 Claude, lawyer up. Make no mistakes.

Mar 9, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Keep it 100

And jobs came in ice cold

💦 Keep it 100

Mar 6, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Going platinum

And who coulda guessed Kalshi would be unfair?

💦 Going platinum

Mar 5, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Last stop for the gravy Huang

And Kevin Warsh locks in the nom

💦 Last stop for the gravy Huang

Mar 4, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Passing gas through Hormuz

And the Mac gets a big refresh (never close tabs again)

💦 Passing gas through Hormuz

Mar 3, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Claude its way to the top

And BRK shareholders went all "that don't impress me much"

💦 Claude its way to the top

Mar 2, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Monitoring the sh*tuation

And Warner Bros goes all "SOLD"

💦 Monitoring the sh*tuation

Feb 26, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Beat the Street. Don't make mistakes.

And Kalshi is trying hard to look legit

💦 Beat the Street. Don't make mistakes.

Feb 25, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Claude Nowork

And Zuck will just buy chips from anyone, huh?

💦 Claude Nowork
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