The archive


Aug 28, 2026

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3 min read

💦 Prove them Huang

And CrowdStrike is riding the wave

💦 Prove them Huang

Aug 25, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Tariff Park Boys

And Tehran is about to get the Canada treatment too

💦 Tariff Park Boys

Aug 21, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Wally whirled

And Bitcoin is so f*cking back

💦 Wally whirled

Aug 18, 2026

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4 min read

💦 No u

And Treasury yields got everyone shook

💦 No u

Aug 14, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Made to be token

And PPI is flat as a surfboard

💦 Made to be token

Aug 11, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Mixed Meta AI

And Jensen needs mo' money

💦 Mixed Meta AI

Aug 7, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

And Burger King is watching the throne

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

Aug 4, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Federal Holid-AI

And Donny's gonna grab 'em by the Strait

💦 Federal Holid-AI

Jul 31, 2026

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4 min read

💦 iMic drop

And not all AI capex is created equal

💦 iMic drop

Jul 28, 2026

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4 min read

💦 AI-vengers Assemble

And now Cracker Barrel has to avoid the 'go broke' part of the rhyme

💦 AI-vengers Assemble

Jul 24, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Spend it if you got it

And is American the next Spirit?

💦 Spend it if you got it

Jul 21, 2026

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5 min read

💦 An IPO above

And the real winner of the World Cup was FIFA

💦 An IPO above

Jul 17, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Big streamin' d*cks

And Uber has an appetite for foreign food

💦 Big streamin' d*cks

Jul 14, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Troll toll

And state attorneys really don't like Paramount+

💦 Troll toll

Jul 10, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Large Wanguage Model

And Micron put the team on its back

💦 Large Wanguage Model

Jul 7, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Dude you’re getting a Dell

And Xbox opted for an extra-long weekend off

💦 Dude you’re getting a Dell
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