The archive


Sep 22, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Davey Plotter and the Prisoner of Burbank

And AMD had the kind of day NVDA has every day

💦 Davey Plotter and the Prisoner of Burbank

Sep 18, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Huang live the King

And ChatGPT can't be tamed

💦 Huang live the King

Sep 15, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Slower daddy

And California wants more Exodus

💦 Slower daddy

Sep 11, 2026

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5 min read

💦 DDenim DDown

And PPI is PP-High

💦 DDenim DDown

Sep 4, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Hug life

And ChargePoint just came across my desk...

💦 Hug life

Sep 1, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Illuminaughty

And we're dropping bombs in Iran again, so, yay

💦 Illuminaughty

Aug 28, 2026

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3 min read

💦 Prove them Huang

And CrowdStrike is riding the wave

💦 Prove them Huang

Aug 25, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Tariff Park Boys

And Tehran is about to get the Canada treatment too

💦 Tariff Park Boys

Aug 21, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Wally whirled

And Bitcoin is so f*cking back

💦 Wally whirled

Aug 18, 2026

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4 min read

💦 No u

And Treasury yields got everyone shook

💦 No u

Aug 14, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Made to be token

And PPI is flat as a surfboard

💦 Made to be token

Aug 11, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Mixed Meta AI

And Jensen needs mo' money

💦 Mixed Meta AI

Aug 7, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

And Burger King is watching the throne

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

Aug 4, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Federal Holid-AI

And Donny's gonna grab 'em by the Strait

💦 Federal Holid-AI

Jul 31, 2026

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4 min read

💦 iMic drop

And not all AI capex is created equal

💦 iMic drop

Jul 28, 2026

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4 min read

💦 AI-vengers Assemble

And now Cracker Barrel has to avoid the 'go broke' part of the rhyme

💦 AI-vengers Assemble
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