The archive


Apr 9, 2026

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11 min read

💦 We Strait, homie

And Zuck actually did something good

💦 We Strait, homie

Apr 8, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Bill Aux-man

And Apple better get its act together

💦 Bill Aux-man

Apr 7, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Super Smash

And are we thinking ceasefire or nah?

💦 Super Smash

Apr 6, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Great Friday

And Polymarket is just pushing the limits, huh?

💦 Great Friday

Apr 3, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Full Self-Disaster

And Starbucks tries to make tipping great again

💦 Full Self-Disaster

Apr 2, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Soft launch

And some Anthropic engineer is so, so fired

💦 Soft launch

Apr 1, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Ora-cull

And Eli Lilly is about to make coffee obsolete

💦 Ora-cull

Mar 31, 2026

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12 min read

💦 E*Trying

And Kharg Island may be toast

💦 E*Trying

Mar 30, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Department of Corrections

And Peloton is having its memestonk moment

💦 Department of Corrections

Mar 27, 2026

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11 min read

💦 X-hibit A

And rental car companies are lovin' it

💦 X-hibit A

Mar 26, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Slop down

And Iran is not ready to talk about it yet

💦 Slop down

Mar 25, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Yapping

And Amazon wants to put Alexa into a robot body

💦 Yapping

Mar 24, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Pause game

And ICE is just running metal detectors now

💦 Pause game

Mar 23, 2026

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11 min read

💦 SMCI FAFO

And don't freak out but the Fire Phone is back

💦 SMCI FAFO

Mar 20, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Zuck's Modbot

And Novo Nordisk didn't hear no bell

💦 Zuck's Modbot

Mar 19, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Zero, zip, zilch, nada

And JPMorgan loves sports all of a sudden

💦 Zero, zip, zilch, nada
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