The archive
Sep 26, 2025
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10 min read
💦 TikTok (Uncle Sam’s Version)
And Amazon gets a slap on the wrist
Sep 25, 2025
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9 min read
💦 Probably A miner
And Intel's desperation knows no bounds
Sep 24, 2025
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14 min read
💦 Nvestment
And Jim Cramer is one sick puppy
Sep 17, 2025
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10 min read
💦 Second floor at Tootsies, gettin' shoulder rubs
And Fyre Fest has an unlikely buyer
Sep 16, 2025
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11 min read
💦 I live my life a quarterly report at a time
And the US and China have decided the fate of TikTok
Sep 15, 2025
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11 min read
💦 “I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me...”
And Kalshi vs. Massachusetts
Sep 12, 2025
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12 min read
💦 Do you know who my father is?
And where da gold at?
Sep 11, 2025
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11 min read
💦 Larry Illison
And a major big sandwich acquisition
Sep 10, 2025
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11 min read
💦 That came out wrong
And meet the iPhone 17
Sep 9, 2025
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12 min read
💦 Siriusly?
And the Treasury Secretary is a savage
Sep 8, 2025
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12 min read
💦 Trillionaire boys club
And meet the new stocks in the S&P 500
Sep 5, 2025
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12 min read
💦 Super smashed brothers
And McDonald's is going scorched earth
Sep 4, 2025
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13 min read
💦 Top line heavy
And did Apple just invent the search engine?
Sep 3, 2025
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12 min read
💦 Divorce court
And Starbucks enters its gym bro era
Sep 2, 2025
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11 min read
💦 Pour some sugar on me
And we've got a murder mystery at Burning Man
Aug 29, 2025
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12 min read
💦 Can you guess who?
And America has still got its fastball
