The archive


Jun 9, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Hold up, let Tim Cook

And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made

💦 Hold up, let Tim Cook

Jun 5, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Unprecedented times

And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers

💦 Unprecedented times

Jun 2, 2026

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5 min read

💦 All eyez on me

And Google needs your help

💦 All eyez on me

May 29, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Largest language model

And inflation has still got its fastball

💦 Largest language model

May 27, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Craving chips

And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments

💦 Craving chips

May 22, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Fast & furious

And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers

💦 Fast & furious

May 19, 2026

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7 min read

💦 Must acquit

And Meta employees are crying in the shower

💦 Must acquit

May 15, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Power trip

And tough week for inflation, huh?

💦 Power trip

May 12, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Get a job

And the New World Order isn't real (probably)

💦 Get a job

May 8, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Frenemies

And Coinbase is down bigly

💦 Frenemies

May 5, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Logistics Prime

And Ryan Chewy wants to become Ryan eBay

💦 Logistics Prime

May 4, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Unholy Spirit

And it's gonna be one hell of a Summer

💦 Unholy Spirit

May 1, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Steve who?

And inflation is doing exactly how we figured (bad)

💦 Steve who?

Apr 30, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Google-opoly

And J-Poww is not f*cking leaving

💦 Google-opoly

Apr 29, 2026

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5 min read

💦 NOPEC

And OpenAI can't catch even a little revenue win

💦 NOPEC

Apr 28, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Open(AI) relationship

And Spotify wants you to lose some weight

💦 Open(AI) relationship
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