The archive


Aug 11, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Mixed Meta AI

And Jensen needs mo' money

💦 Mixed Meta AI

Aug 7, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

And Burger King is watching the throne

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

Aug 4, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Federal Holid-AI

And Donny's gonna grab 'em by the Strait

💦 Federal Holid-AI

Jul 31, 2026

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4 min read

💦 iMic drop

And not all AI capex is created equal

💦 iMic drop

Jul 28, 2026

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4 min read

💦 AI-vengers Assemble

And now Cracker Barrel has to avoid the 'go broke' part of the rhyme

💦 AI-vengers Assemble

Jul 24, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Spend it if you got it

And is American the next Spirit?

💦 Spend it if you got it

Jul 21, 2026

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5 min read

💦 An IPO above

And the real winner of the World Cup was FIFA

💦 An IPO above

Jul 17, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Big streamin' d*cks

And Uber has an appetite for foreign food

💦 Big streamin' d*cks

Jul 14, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Troll toll

And state attorneys really don't like Paramount+

💦 Troll toll

Jul 10, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Large Wanguage Model

And Micron put the team on its back

💦 Large Wanguage Model

Jul 7, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Dude you’re getting a Dell

And Xbox opted for an extra-long weekend off

💦 Dude you’re getting a Dell

Jun 30, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Comcastaway

And do people really still have Dish?

💦 Comcastaway

Jun 26, 2026

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5 min read

💦 iPaid

And Micron is loving this chip shortage

💦 iPaid

Jun 23, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Go-gle

And Getty Images sold out to the man, man

💦 Go-gle

Jun 16, 2026

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5 min read

💦 We will, we will Roku

And it all goes down Friday

💦 We will, we will Roku

Jun 12, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Happy SPCX IPO day to those who celebrate

War is over

💦 Happy SPCX IPO day to those who celebrate
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