And Novo Nordisk calls its lawyers

And Eli Lilly rubs salt in the wound

And Cracker Barrel just ruined the business trip

And new Disney main character just dropped

And ladies and gentlemen, we got him (a J-Poww successor)

And Sam Altman goes Series whatever

And no, we aren't getting a rate cut

And UPS delivered some bad news to the team

And Booz Allen fumbled the bag

And America has got a fever and the only prescription is more rare earths

And there's no way we're getting a rate cut

And NATO came to the negotiating table

And Lululemon pulls "see-through" leggings from the market

And prediction markets drink sportsbooks' milkshake

And Amazon lawyers up against Saks

And Verizon is sending out an SOS

And inflation is done

And J-Poww has everyone big mad at DJT's DOJ

And credit card companies are so cooked

And China wants chips

And robot doc is coming

And no smart glasses for Europeans

And Detroit is putting up numbers all over the place

And the Oracle clocks out

And the Feds are coming for Minnesota