And Amazon lawyers up against Saks

And Verizon is sending out an SOS

And inflation is done

And J-Poww has everyone big mad at DJT's DOJ

And credit card companies are so cooked

And China wants chips

And robot doc is coming

And no smart glasses for Europeans

And Detroit is putting up numbers all over the place

And the Oracle clocks out

And the Feds are coming for Minnesota

And Novo Nordisk gets a 2nd chance at first-mover advantage

And David officially calls daddy for backup

And it's the Great Valuation, Charlie Brown

And the dankest executive order ever just dropped

And Zuck is a micromanager

And IPOs just met their ultimate match: Series L

Outsource that sh*t

And we may never spy on our friends' Zestimates again

And Charizard's reign as the GOAT is over

And our long national "Code Red" may finally be over

And AI goes to space

And Cracker Barrel finds out actions have consequences

And we're making Farm Aid great again

And will SpaceX IPO just to spite Sam Altman?