And Paramount writes a strongly worded letter

And an absolutely brutal jobs report

And Michael Dell just became a Gen Alpha legend

And Shopify did the funniest thing yesterday

And American Eagle just found its Sydney Sweeney replacement

And Nvidia is delighted by Google

And Novo Nordisk can't catch a break

And markets are so back

Outsource that sh*t

And the eVTOL wars are heating up

And Elon and MBS walk into a bar...

And Zuck gets off scot-free

And are Tim Cook's days numbered?

And are Tim Cook's days numbered?

And pour one out for your portfolio

And the government shutdown is over (for now)

And Apple releases V2 of the iPod Sock

And the end of the government shutdown is imminent

And Peloton is doing what it does best

And Peloton is doing what it does best

And stonks get destroyed

And a huge merger Monday

And Getty gets dragged

And J-Poww slashes rates

And OpenAI finishes transitioning