And Kalshi is trying hard to look legit

And Zuck will just buy chips from anyone, huh?

And China is just stealing LLMs now

And Claude just rekt software markets (again)

And @sama throws hands

And WWIII loading...

And Miami Alex Karp is going to be legendary

And OpenClaw frame mogs everyone

And Anthropic settles for silver

And jobs are growing on jobbies

And Paramount sweetens the pot

And Meta has a Roblox-style problem

And the Dow breaks 50k

And Novo Nordisk calls its lawyers

And Eli Lilly rubs salt in the wound

And Cracker Barrel just ruined the business trip

And new Disney main character just dropped

And ladies and gentlemen, we got him (a J-Poww successor)

And Sam Altman goes Series whatever

And no, we aren't getting a rate cut

And UPS delivered some bad news to the team

And Booz Allen fumbled the bag

And America has got a fever and the only prescription is more rare earths

And there's no way we're getting a rate cut

And NATO came to the negotiating table