The archive


Sep 30, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Cruel and unusual punishment

And pot stocks are back

💦 Cruel and unusual punishment

Sep 29, 2025

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11 min read

💦 The TikTok math ain't mathing

And Electronic Arts is taking its talents private

💦 The TikTok math ain't mathing

Sep 26, 2025

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10 min read

💦 TikTok (Uncle Sam’s Version)

And Amazon gets a slap on the wrist

💦 TikTok (Uncle Sam’s Version)

Sep 25, 2025

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9 min read

💦 Probably A miner

And Intel's desperation knows no bounds

💦 Probably A miner

Sep 24, 2025

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14 min read

💦 Nvestment

And Jim Cramer is one sick puppy

💦 Nvestment

Sep 17, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Second floor at Tootsies, gettin' shoulder rubs

And Fyre Fest has an unlikely buyer

💦 Second floor at Tootsies, gettin' shoulder rubs

Sep 16, 2025

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11 min read

💦 I live my life a quarterly report at a time

And the US and China have decided the fate of TikTok

💦 I live my life a quarterly report at a time

Sep 15, 2025

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11 min read

💦 “I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me...”

And Kalshi vs. Massachusetts

💦 “I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me...”

Sep 12, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Do you know who my father is?

And where da gold at?

💦 Do you know who my father is?

Sep 11, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Larry Illison

And a major big sandwich acquisition

💦 Larry Illison

Sep 10, 2025

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11 min read

💦 That came out wrong

And meet the iPhone 17

💦 That came out wrong

Sep 9, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Siriusly?

And the Treasury Secretary is a savage

💦 Siriusly?

Sep 8, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Trillionaire boys club

And meet the new stocks in the S&P 500

💦 Trillionaire boys club

Sep 5, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Super smashed brothers

And McDonald's is going scorched earth

💦 Super smashed brothers

Sep 4, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Top line heavy

And did Apple just invent the search engine?

💦 Top line heavy

Sep 3, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Divorce court

And Starbucks enters its gym bro era

💦 Divorce court
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