The archive


Oct 16, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Defund the moral police

And the US Army is testing nukes

💦 Defund the moral police

Oct 15, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Banks roll

And Spotify is coming to Netflix

💦 Banks roll

Oct 14, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Broad City

And no one is more bullish on America than Jamie Dimon

💦 Broad City

Oct 13, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Boy, that trade war escalated quickly...

And Apple is on an acquihiring spree

💦 Boy, that trade war escalated quickly...

Oct 10, 2025

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11 min read

💦 That’s so (rare earth) metal

And RIP Ferrari

💦 That’s so (rare earth) metal

Oct 9, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Federal Open Market Chaos

And we're getting Rx vending machines, you guys

💦 Federal Open Market Chaos

Oct 8, 2025

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9 min read

💦 The Decision

And go call your grandparents

💦 The Decision

Oct 7, 2025

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11 min read

💦 OpenAMD

And another White House investment

💦 OpenAMD

Oct 6, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Medium rare

And DJ D-Sol has got some bad news

💦 Medium rare

Oct 3, 2025

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9 min read

💦 Unfair Isaac

And don't get too excited about Tesla's big quarter

💦 Unfair Isaac

Oct 2, 2025

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11 min read

💦 OK, Peloton

And I need some serious help

💦 OK, Peloton

Oct 1, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Red, white, and blue pilled

And meet the OpenAI social app

💦 Red, white, and blue pilled

Sep 30, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Cruel and unusual punishment

And pot stocks are back

💦 Cruel and unusual punishment

Sep 29, 2025

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11 min read

💦 The TikTok math ain't mathing

And Electronic Arts is taking its talents private

💦 The TikTok math ain't mathing

Sep 26, 2025

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10 min read

💦 TikTok (Uncle Sam’s Version)

And Amazon gets a slap on the wrist

💦 TikTok (Uncle Sam’s Version)

Sep 25, 2025

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9 min read

💦 Probably A miner

And Intel's desperation knows no bounds

💦 Probably A miner
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