The archive


Sep 24, 2025

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14 min read

💦 Nvestment

And Jim Cramer is one sick puppy

💦 Nvestment

Sep 17, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Second floor at Tootsies, gettin' shoulder rubs

And Fyre Fest has an unlikely buyer

💦 Second floor at Tootsies, gettin' shoulder rubs

Sep 16, 2025

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11 min read

💦 I live my life a quarterly report at a time

And the US and China have decided the fate of TikTok

💦 I live my life a quarterly report at a time

Sep 15, 2025

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11 min read

💦 “I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me...”

And Kalshi vs. Massachusetts

💦 “I’m 6’5”, 220, and there’s two of me...”

Sep 12, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Do you know who my father is?

And where da gold at?

💦 Do you know who my father is?

Sep 11, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Larry Illison

And a major big sandwich acquisition

💦 Larry Illison

Sep 10, 2025

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11 min read

💦 That came out wrong

And meet the iPhone 17

💦 That came out wrong

Sep 9, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Siriusly?

And the Treasury Secretary is a savage

💦 Siriusly?

Sep 8, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Trillionaire boys club

And meet the new stocks in the S&P 500

💦 Trillionaire boys club

Sep 5, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Super smashed brothers

And McDonald's is going scorched earth

💦 Super smashed brothers

Sep 4, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Top line heavy

And did Apple just invent the search engine?

💦 Top line heavy

Sep 3, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Divorce court

And Starbucks enters its gym bro era

💦 Divorce court

Sep 2, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Pour some sugar on me

And we've got a murder mystery at Burning Man

💦 Pour some sugar on me

Aug 29, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Can you guess who?

And America has still got its fastball

💦 Can you guess who?

Aug 27, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Cooked

And Cracker Barrel just put the Old back in Old Country Store

💦 Cooked

Aug 26, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Fed up

And Perplexity plans to spread the wealth

💦 Fed up
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