The archive


Aug 6, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Why don't you get a job?

And some brutal earnings reports

💦 Why don't you get a job?

Aug 5, 2025

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13 min read

💦 God ‘tir

And Sydney Sweeney gets the people going (again)

💦 God ‘tir
LockSimple

Aug 4, 2025

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2 min read

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

How will you spend it?

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

Aug 4, 2025

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12 min read

💦 You had one job, Erika

And ESPN and the NFL just changed the game

💦 You had one job, Erika

Aug 1, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Open season

And a yuge tariff update

💦 Open season

Jul 31, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Superintelligence Lab rat

And Microsoft went hard last quarter

💦 Superintelligence Lab rat

Jul 30, 2025

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14 min read

💦 Fat losses

And Sharpies aren't gonna save Starbucks

💦 Fat losses
LockSimple

Jul 29, 2025

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2 min read

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

How will you spend it?

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

Jul 29, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Help me, I’m poor

And the Fed's meetings stay independent

💦 Help me, I’m poor

Jul 28, 2025

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13 min read

💦 GoFundMerica

And the EU gets its big f*cking trade deal

💦 GoFundMerica

Jul 27, 2025

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2 min read

💦 Extreme Makeover: You Edition

Time to rebuild your sorry a** closet

💦 Extreme Makeover: You Edition

Jul 25, 2025

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10 min read

💦 The Sydney Sweeney Effect

And Trump and J-Poww need an HGTV show

💦 The Sydney Sweeney Effect

Jul 24, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Chipotlet down

And more meme stocks, please

💦 Chipotlet down

Jul 23, 2025

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12 min read

💦 I remember my first meme rally

And a trade deal with Japan

💦 I remember my first meme rally

Jul 22, 2025

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12 min read

💦 With arms wide Open

And stop trying to make prebiotic soda happen

💦 With arms wide Open

Jul 21, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Ight, imma head out

And turns out a Clothing-as-a-Service founder wasn't a straight shooter

💦 Ight, imma head out
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