The archive


Jul 18, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Just when Uber thought it was out, they pull it back in

And Astronomer's CEO dips his pen in the company ink

💦 Just when Uber thought it was out, they pull it back in

Jul 17, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Bold strategy, Cohen

And Trump (almost) fires J-Poww

💦 Bold strategy, Cohen

Jul 16, 2025

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12 min read

💦 He's monitoring the situation

And CPI data disappoints

💦 He's monitoring the situation

Jul 15, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Power move

And Prime Day mounts an epic comeback

💦 Power move

Jul 14, 2025

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10 min read

💦 One man's trash...

And is Heinz breaking up with Kraft?

💦 One man's trash...

Jul 11, 2025

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12 min read

💦 War and piece of the company

And Tony the Tiger's new home

💦 War and piece of the company

Jul 10, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Xit strategy

And Goldman's blood oath

💦 Xit strategy

Jul 9, 2025

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11 min read

💦 STFU

And Vlad doubles down on his OpenAI tokens

💦 STFU

Jul 8, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Really #OpenToWork

And new trade "deals"

💦 Really #OpenToWork

Jul 3, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Fair trade

And Tesla is a sad excuse of a carmaker

💦 Fair trade

Jul 2, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Big Justice

And J-Poww said what

💦 Big Justice

Jul 1, 2025

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10 min read

💦 SOS Mode

And great quarter, you guys

💦 SOS Mode

Jun 30, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Trust me, bro

And congrats to Mr. Lauren Sanchez

💦 Trust me, bro

Jun 26, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Crude Intentions

And The Social Network 2 is coming to a theater near you

💦 Crude Intentions

Jun 25, 2025

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11 min read

💦 You win some, you lose some

And a fast-food breakup

💦 You win some, you lose some

Jun 24, 2025

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12 min read

💦 My 600-lb Fail

And Tesla's "successful" Robotaxi rollout

💦 My 600-lb Fail
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