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LockSimple

Aug 8, 2025

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2 min read

A closet full of Nike 🤝 You

Confirm your entry

A closet full of Nike 🤝 You

Aug 8, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Plead the fifth

And things are bueno at Duolingo

💦 Plead the fifth

Aug 7, 2025

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13 min read

💦 And that's the bottom line because Bob Iger said so

And McDonald's is McBack

💦 And that's the bottom line because Bob Iger said so
LockSimple

Aug 6, 2025

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2 min read

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

How will you spend it?

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

Aug 6, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Why don't you get a job?

And some brutal earnings reports

💦 Why don't you get a job?

Aug 5, 2025

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13 min read

💦 God ‘tir

And Sydney Sweeney gets the people going (again)

💦 God ‘tir
LockSimple

Aug 4, 2025

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2 min read

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

How will you spend it?

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

Aug 4, 2025

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12 min read

💦 You had one job, Erika

And ESPN and the NFL just changed the game

💦 You had one job, Erika

Aug 1, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Open season

And a yuge tariff update

💦 Open season

Jul 31, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Superintelligence Lab rat

And Microsoft went hard last quarter

💦 Superintelligence Lab rat

Jul 30, 2025

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14 min read

💦 Fat losses

And Sharpies aren't gonna save Starbucks

💦 Fat losses
LockSimple

Jul 29, 2025

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2 min read

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

How will you spend it?

👟 UPDATE: Nike Shopping Spree Giveaway

Jul 29, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Help me, I’m poor

And the Fed's meetings stay independent

💦 Help me, I’m poor

Jul 28, 2025

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13 min read

💦 GoFundMerica

And the EU gets its big f*cking trade deal

💦 GoFundMerica

Jul 27, 2025

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2 min read

💦 Extreme Makeover: You Edition

Time to rebuild your sorry a** closet

💦 Extreme Makeover: You Edition

Jul 25, 2025

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10 min read

💦 The Sydney Sweeney Effect

And Trump and J-Poww need an HGTV show

💦 The Sydney Sweeney Effect
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