The archive


Jan 27, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Cassandra Untamed

And Booz Allen fumbled the bag

💦 Cassandra Untamed

Jan 26, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Don't look down

And America has got a fever and the only prescription is more rare earths

💦 Don't look down

Jan 23, 2026

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10 min read

💦 You better lawyer up, Jamie

And there's no way we're getting a rate cut

💦 You better lawyer up, Jamie

Jan 22, 2026

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11 min read

💦 No moracle

And NATO came to the negotiating table

💦 No moracle

Jan 21, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Netflex

And Lululemon pulls "see-through" leggings from the market

💦 Netflex

Jan 20, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Eurotrashed

And prediction markets drink sportsbooks' milkshake

💦 Eurotrashed

Jan 16, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Taiwinning

And Amazon lawyers up against Saks

💦 Taiwinning

Jan 15, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Probed for freedom

And Verizon is sending out an SOS

💦 Probed for freedom

Jan 14, 2026

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12 min read

💦 To the mattresses

And inflation is done

💦 To the mattresses

Jan 13, 2026

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11 min read

💦 I choose you

And J-Poww has everyone big mad at DJT's DOJ

💦 I choose you

Jan 12, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Fed up

And credit card companies are so cooked

💦 Fed up

Jan 9, 2026

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9 min read

💦 War dawgs

And China wants chips

💦 War dawgs

Jan 8, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Tip your (corporate) landlord

And robot doc is coming

💦 Tip your (corporate) landlord

Jan 7, 2026

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10 min read

💦 No reservations

And no smart glasses for Europeans

💦 No reservations

Jan 6, 2026

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12 min read

💦 I drink your milkshake

And Detroit is putting up numbers all over the place

💦 I drink your milkshake

Jan 5, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Watch the Throne

And the Oracle clocks out

💦 Watch the Throne
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