The archive


Jan 8, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Tip your (corporate) landlord

And robot doc is coming

💦 Tip your (corporate) landlord

Jan 7, 2026

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10 min read

💦 No reservations

And no smart glasses for Europeans

💦 No reservations

Jan 6, 2026

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12 min read

💦 I drink your milkshake

And Detroit is putting up numbers all over the place

💦 I drink your milkshake

Jan 5, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Watch the Throne

And the Oracle clocks out

💦 Watch the Throne

Dec 30, 2025

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10 min read

💦 New Year, New Management

And the Feds are coming for Minnesota

💦 New Year, New Management

Dec 29, 2025

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10 min read

💦 A Christmas Aquisition

And Novo Nordisk gets a 2nd chance at first-mover advantage

💦 A Christmas Aquisition

Dec 23, 2025

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9 min read

💦 Breaking wind

And David officially calls daddy for backup

💦 Breaking wind

Dec 22, 2025

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9 min read

💦 Elon's huge package

And it's the Great Valuation, Charlie Brown

💦 Elon's huge package

Dec 19, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Truth fusion

And the dankest executive order ever just dropped

💦 Truth fusion

Dec 18, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Blue balls

And Zuck is a micromanager

💦 Blue balls

Dec 17, 2025

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10 min read

💦 No rest for the wicked

And IPOs just met their ultimate match: Series L

💦 No rest for the wicked
LockSimple

Dec 16, 2025

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2 min read

💦 Stop what you're doing

Outsource that sh*t

💦 Stop what you're doing

Dec 16, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Sucks to suck

And we may never spy on our friends' Zestimates again

💦 Sucks to suck

Dec 15, 2025

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10 min read

💦 It’s high time

And Charizard's reign as the GOAT is over

💦 It’s high time

Dec 12, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Do you want to build a slop-man?

And our long national "Code Red" may finally be over

💦 Do you want to build a slop-man?

Dec 11, 2025

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10 min read

💦 Stephen Hawkish

And AI goes to space

💦 Stephen Hawkish
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