The archive


Feb 21, 2025

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13 min read

💦 “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to Prime”

And RIPalantir

💦 “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to Prime”

Feb 20, 2025

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13 min read

💦 “Dad, what was Nikola like in 2020?”

And Tim Apple just dropped a new iPhone (for some reason)

💦 “Dad, what was Nikola like in 2020?”

Feb 19, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Sike

And New Coke just dropped

💦 Sike

Feb 18, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Split happens

And Zuckerbot is getting some friends

💦 Split happens

Feb 14, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Jamie Dimon woke up and chose violence

And AppLovin has no regard for human life

💦 Jamie Dimon woke up and chose violence

Feb 13, 2025

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4 min read

💦 The Water Coolest State of the Union

Good news: we lived to fight another day

💦 The Water Coolest State of the Union

Feb 13, 2025

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12 min read

💦 r/AmIOverreacting

And wake up babe, new CPI just dropped

💦 r/AmIOverreacting

Feb 12, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Military industrial complexion

And J-Poww tells the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth

💦 Military industrial complexion

Feb 11, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Scam Altman

And GameStop is back (unfortunately)

💦 Scam Altman

Feb 10, 2025

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13 min read

💦 One-star

And Meta delivers a Zucker punch to underperformers

💦 One-star

Feb 7, 2025

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13 min read

💦 CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964

And Google is evil again

💦 CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964

Feb 6, 2025

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14 min read

💦 Bold Strategy, Cotton

And Amazon is giving Alexa a makeover

💦 Bold Strategy, Cotton

Feb 5, 2025

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12 min read

💦 You're invited...

And Google has some soul-searching to do

💦 You're invited...

Feb 4, 2025

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12 min read

💦 It’s happening, isn’t it?

And RIP trade war

💦 It’s happening, isn’t it?

Feb 3, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Death & tariffs

And "wake up babe, new PCE just dropped"

💦 Death & tariffs

Jan 31, 2025

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12 min read

💦 OpenSeason

And Apple can still cook

💦 OpenSeason
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