The archive


Jan 30, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Stage five clinger

And 'tis the (earnings) season

💦 Stage five clinger

Jan 29, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Everything bagel

And Google employees call the wah-mbulance

💦 Everything bagel

Jan 28, 2025

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11 min read

💦 DeepImpact

And Tim Apple was like "hey we're doing AI too"

💦 DeepImpact

Jan 27, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Capex go brrr

And RIP DEI

💦 Capex go brrr

Jan 24, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Smooth Operator

And Paul Pelosi has still got his fastball

💦 Smooth Operator

Jan 23, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Elon vs. Everybody

And Apple down bad

💦 Elon vs. Everybody

Jan 22, 2025

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13 min read

💦 I'm a creep

And I'm a weirdo

💦 I'm a creep

Jan 21, 2025

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14 min read

💦 First day of school

And TikTok lives to fight another day

💦 First day of school

Jan 20, 2025

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6 min read

💦 I want you to get the word out there that we back up

Special TikTok edition

💦 I want you to get the word out there that we back up

Jan 17, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Inzyncible

And Nintendo drops a new console

💦 Inzyncible

Jan 16, 2025

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12 min read

💦 You will never get this

And Hindenburg Research is calling it quits

💦 You will never get this

Jan 15, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Lawsuit secured

And Jame Dimon successor spoilers

💦 Lawsuit secured

Jan 14, 2025

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12 min read

💦 No shirt. No shoes. No poors.

And Bill Ackman is back on his bullsh*t

💦 No shirt. No shoes. No poors.

Jan 13, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Zero Zucks given

And RIP Venu

💦 Zero Zucks given

Jan 10, 2025

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13 min read

💦 TickTock

And hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Optimus is coming

💦 TickTock

Jan 9, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Hi, is this available?

And Jensen Huang goes scorched earth

💦 Hi, is this available?
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