The archive

Feb 19, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Crypto house rules

And WWIII loading...

Feb 18, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Designer mode

And Miami Alex Karp is going to be legendary

Feb 17, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Claude Covert Ops

And OpenClaw frame mogs everyone

Feb 13, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Something Big Is Happening

And Anthropic settles for silver

Feb 12, 2026

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11 min read

💦 McMission Accomplished

And jobs are growing on jobbies

Feb 11, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Stonkify

And Paramount sweetens the pot

Feb 10, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Smells like teen finance

And Meta has a Roblox-style problem

Feb 9, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Kid tested, mother approved

And the Dow breaks 50k

Feb 6, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Burnt orange

And Novo Nordisk calls its lawyers

Feb 5, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Claudes out

And Eli Lilly rubs salt in the wound

Feb 4, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Slimming down

And Cracker Barrel just ruined the business trip

Feb 3, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Merger secured

And new Disney main character just dropped

Feb 2, 2026

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13 min read

💦 Stop it, nerds

And ladies and gentlemen, we got him (a J-Poww successor)

Jan 30, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Drop your buffs

And Sam Altman goes Series whatever

Jan 29, 2026

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13 min read

💦 New business model, who dis?

And no, we aren't getting a rate cut

Jan 28, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Call a doctor

And UPS delivered some bad news to the team