The archive


Jan 24, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Smooth Operator

And Paul Pelosi has still got his fastball

💦 Smooth Operator

Jan 23, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Elon vs. Everybody

And Apple down bad

💦 Elon vs. Everybody

Jan 22, 2025

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13 min read

💦 I'm a creep

And I'm a weirdo

💦 I'm a creep

Jan 21, 2025

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14 min read

💦 First day of school

And TikTok lives to fight another day

💦 First day of school

Jan 20, 2025

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6 min read

💦 I want you to get the word out there that we back up

Special TikTok edition

💦 I want you to get the word out there that we back up

Jan 17, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Inzyncible

And Nintendo drops a new console

💦 Inzyncible

Jan 16, 2025

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12 min read

💦 You will never get this

And Hindenburg Research is calling it quits

💦 You will never get this

Jan 15, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Lawsuit secured

And Jame Dimon successor spoilers

💦 Lawsuit secured

Jan 14, 2025

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12 min read

💦 No shirt. No shoes. No poors.

And Bill Ackman is back on his bullsh*t

💦 No shirt. No shoes. No poors.

Jan 13, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Zero Zucks given

And RIP Venu

💦 Zero Zucks given

Jan 10, 2025

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13 min read

💦 TickTock

And hide yo kids, hide yo wife, Optimus is coming

💦 TickTock

Jan 9, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Hi, is this available?

And Jensen Huang goes scorched earth

💦 Hi, is this available?

Jan 8, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Community noted

And picture this...

💦 Community noted

Jan 7, 2025

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13 min read

💦 Media "merger"

And global warming isn't Vail Resorts only problem

💦 Media "merger"

Jan 6, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Alcohol is bad mmkay

And POTUS pulls the plug on a huge merger

💦 Alcohol is bad mmkay

Jan 3, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Tesla goes up in smoke

And Tim Apple has got some explaining to do

💦 Tesla goes up in smoke
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