The archive


May 30, 2024

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9 min read

💦 Bigger d*ck energy

And let's pour one out for Salesforce

💦 Bigger d*ck energy

May 29, 2024

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10 min read

💦 Snitches get... 7.5 years

And meet the new stock settlement cycle

💦 Snitches get... 7.5 years

May 28, 2024

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10 min read

💦 Google's AI Overview Oversights

And RIP Kabosu

💦 Google's AI Overview Oversights

May 24, 2024

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12 min read

💦 Thank you for your service, Taylor Swift

And ETH ETFs are on the way

💦 Thank you for your service, Taylor Swift

May 23, 2024

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11 min read

💦 Jensen Huang for President

And 9 Reasons BuzzFeed is so Back

💦 Jensen Huang for President

May 22, 2024

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10 min read

💦 Nestle's frozen assets

And finally some good news for Tesla

💦 Nestle's frozen assets

May 21, 2024

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10 min read

💦 Hims & Hers weighs in

And Target gets its Walmart on

💦 Hims & Hers weighs in

May 20, 2024

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8 min read

💦 GameStopped

And OpenAI DGAF about the human race

💦 GameStopped

May 17, 2024

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10 min read

💦 Walmart just put the 'big' in 'big box'

And we're never getting GTA 6, are we?

💦 Walmart just put the 'big' in 'big box'

May 16, 2024

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11 min read

💦 Netflix audibles on live sports

And RIP meme stocks

💦 Netflix audibles on live sports

May 15, 2024

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12 min read

💦 Maestro of memes

And AI Judas steps down at OpenAI

💦 Maestro of memes

May 14, 2024

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10 min read

💦 GameStop comes Roaring back

And OpenAI is coming for Siri, not Google

💦 GameStop comes Roaring back

May 13, 2024

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10 min read

💦 OpenAI is playing God

And Sam Altman's brutal SPAC debut

💦 OpenAI is playing God

May 10, 2024

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10 min read

💦 Apple gets dragged by the internet

And Roblox's reckoning

💦 Apple gets dragged by the internet

May 9, 2024

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9 min read

💦 FTX is so back

And Disney has its foot on the gas

💦 FTX is so back

May 8, 2024

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9 min read

💦 Disney just did the unthinkable

And TikTok isn’t going down without a fight

💦 Disney just did the unthinkable
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