💦 Wally whirled

💦 Wally whirled

And Bitcoin is so f*cking back

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💦 No u

💦 No u

And Treasury yields got everyone shook

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💦 Made to be token

💦 Made to be token

And PPI is flat as a surfboard

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💦 Mixed Meta AI

💦 Mixed Meta AI

And Jensen needs mo' money

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💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

💦 Legacy (deez nuts) media

And Burger King is watching the throne

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💦 Federal Holid-AI

💦 Federal Holid-AI

And Donny's gonna grab 'em by the Strait

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💦 iMic drop

💦 iMic drop

And not all AI capex is created equal

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💦 AI-vengers Assemble

💦 AI-vengers Assemble

And now Cracker Barrel has to avoid the 'go broke' part of the rhyme

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