💦 Hold up, let Tim Cook

💦 Hold up, let Tim Cook

And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made

Jun 9, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Unprecedented times

💦 Unprecedented times

And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers

Jun 5, 2026

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5 min read

💦 All eyez on me

💦 All eyez on me

And Google needs your help

Jun 2, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Largest language model

💦 Largest language model

And inflation has still got its fastball

May 29, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Craving chips

💦 Craving chips

And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments

May 27, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Fast & furious

💦 Fast & furious

And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers

May 22, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Must acquit

💦 Must acquit

And Meta employees are crying in the shower

May 19, 2026

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7 min read

💦 Power trip

💦 Power trip

And tough week for inflation, huh?

May 15, 2026

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5 min read

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