And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made
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And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers
Jun 5, 2026
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And Google needs your help
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And inflation has still got its fastball
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And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments
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And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers
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And Meta employees are crying in the shower
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And tough week for inflation, huh?
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