💦 Craving chips

💦 Craving chips

And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments

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💦 Fast & furious

💦 Fast & furious

And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers

May 22, 2026

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💦 Must acquit

💦 Must acquit

And Meta employees are crying in the shower

May 19, 2026

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💦 Power trip

💦 Power trip

And tough week for inflation, huh?

May 15, 2026

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💦 Get a job

💦 Get a job

And the New World Order isn't real (probably)

May 12, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Frenemies

💦 Frenemies

And Coinbase is down bigly

May 8, 2026

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💦 Logistics Prime

💦 Logistics Prime

And Ryan Chewy wants to become Ryan eBay

May 5, 2026

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6 min read

💦 Unholy Spirit

💦 Unholy Spirit

And it's gonna be one hell of a Summer

May 4, 2026

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