💦 Stop it, nerds

💦 Stop it, nerds

And ladies and gentlemen, we got him (a J-Poww successor)

Feb 2, 2026

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13 min read

💦 Drop your buffs

💦 Drop your buffs

And Sam Altman goes Series whatever

Jan 30, 2026

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11 min read

💦 New business model, who dis?

💦 New business model, who dis?

And no, we aren't getting a rate cut

Jan 29, 2026

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13 min read

💦 Call a doctor

💦 Call a doctor

And UPS delivered some bad news to the team

Jan 28, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Cassandra Untamed

💦 Cassandra Untamed

And Booz Allen fumbled the bag

Jan 27, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Don't look down

💦 Don't look down

And America has got a fever and the only prescription is more rare earths

Jan 26, 2026

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10 min read

💦 You better lawyer up, Jamie

💦 You better lawyer up, Jamie

And there's no way we're getting a rate cut

Jan 23, 2026

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10 min read

💦 No moracle

💦 No moracle

And NATO came to the negotiating table

Jan 22, 2026

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11 min read

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