💦 Too bad to fail

💦 Too bad to fail

And Tesla dropped some mid earnings

Apr 23, 2026

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5 min read

💦 OBCD Prime

💦 OBCD Prime

And Xbox is opting to go cheaper instead of better

Apr 22, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Apple turnover

💦 Apple turnover

And your second favorite New Jersey deli is going public

Apr 21, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Strait Sike

💦 Strait Sike

And Zuck is doing some Spring cleaning

Apr 20, 2026

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5 min read

💦 Netflux

💦 Netflux

And we're only getting second-rate Claude for now

Apr 17, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Allbulls

💦 Allbulls

And Sydney Sweeney is back to making denim ads

Apr 16, 2026

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4 min read

💦 Add to cart

💦 Add to cart

And "merger of equals," my a**

Apr 15, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Zuckerborg

💦 Zuckerborg

And did anyone order a blockade?

Apr 14, 2026

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12 min read

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