💦 Strait of No-muz

💦 Strait of No-muz

And AI is about to ruin love

Mar 13, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Better offers, better share price, Papa John's

💦 Better offers, better share price, Papa John's

And inflation was completely predictable

Mar 12, 2026

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11 min read

💦 "The" Moltbook

💦 "The" Moltbook

And Bill Pershing goes public

Mar 11, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Claude, lawyer up. Make no mistakes.

💦 Claude, lawyer up. Make no mistakes.

And @sama goes shopping

Mar 10, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Keep it 100

💦 Keep it 100

And jobs came in ice cold

Mar 9, 2026

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12 min read

💦 Going platinum

💦 Going platinum

And who coulda guessed Kalshi would be unfair?

Mar 6, 2026

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11 min read

💦 Last stop for the gravy Huang

💦 Last stop for the gravy Huang

And Kevin Warsh locks in the nom

Mar 5, 2026

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10 min read

💦 Passing gas through Hormuz

💦 Passing gas through Hormuz

And the Mac gets a big refresh (never close tabs again)

Mar 4, 2026

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11 min read

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