And Tesla dropped some mid earnings
Apr 23, 2026
•
5 min read
And Xbox is opting to go cheaper instead of better
Apr 22, 2026
4 min read
And your second favorite New Jersey deli is going public
Apr 21, 2026
And Zuck is doing some Spring cleaning
Apr 20, 2026
And we're only getting second-rate Claude for now
Apr 17, 2026
And Sydney Sweeney is back to making denim ads
Apr 16, 2026
And "merger of equals," my a**
Apr 15, 2026
11 min read
And did anyone order a blockade?
Apr 14, 2026
12 min read
The Water Coolest delivers unfiltered daily coverage of business & markets news and wtf it actually means.
If you prefer missionary business news, may I suggest Morning Brew?