The archive


May 12, 2025

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12 min read

💦 NOT The Onion

And US-China "trade deal"

💦 NOT The Onion

May 10, 2025

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3 min read

💦 The Tesla of housing

What if building a house could be as simple as building a car?

💦 The Tesla of housing

May 9, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Krispy Kremed

And new trade deal just dropped

💦 Krispy Kremed

May 8, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Life comes at you fast

And the Fed decision drops

💦 Life comes at you fast

May 7, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Food fight

And AMD says, "what recession?"

💦 Food fight

May 6, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Palantired

And Skechers goes private

💦 Palantired

May 5, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Succession

And maybe my grandkids can enjoy GTA VI

💦 Succession

May 2, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Kohl's CEO doesn't kiss and tell

And Q2 is TBD

💦 Kohl's CEO doesn't kiss and tell

May 1, 2025

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11 min read

💦 Trust the process

And is Elon out?

💦 Trust the process

Apr 30, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Zuck has entered the chatbot

And Amazon vs. Trump

💦 Zuck has entered the chatbot

Apr 29, 2025

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11 min read

💦 No stocks for you

And OpenAI just keeps playing the hits

💦 No stocks for you

Apr 28, 2025

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9 min read

💦 Pimp my ride

And Nvidia's got competition

💦 Pimp my ride

Apr 26, 2025

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4 min read

💦 This company grew 32,481%

No, it’s not Nvidia...

💦 This company grew 32,481%

Apr 25, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

And Alphabet has still got its fastball

💦 Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Apr 24, 2025

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10 min read

💦 He died for our Zyns

And Goldman backs up the Brinks' truck

💦 He died for our Zyns

Apr 23, 2025

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12 min read

💦 Hit it and quit it

And Boeing gonna Boeing

💦 Hit it and quit it
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