# The Water Coolest > Investing news and commentary with no filter. This file provides information about The Water Coolest to help large language models understand and reference this publication's content. ## Posts - [πŸ’¦ Big streamin' d*cks](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/big-streamin-d-cks): And Uber has an appetite for foreign food - [πŸ’¦ Troll toll](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/troll-toll): And state attorneys really don't like Paramount+ - [πŸ’¦ Large Wanguage Model](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/large-wanguage-model): And Micron put the team on its back - [πŸ’¦ Dude you’re getting a Dell](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/dude-you-re-getting-a-dell): And Xbox opted for an extra-long weekend off - [πŸ’¦ Comcastaway](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/comcastaway): And do people really still have Dish? - [πŸ’¦ iPaid](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/ipaid): And Micron is loving this chip shortage - [πŸ’¦ Go-gle](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/go-gle): And Getty Images sold out to the man, man - [πŸ’¦ We will, we will Roku](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/we-will-we-will-roku): And it all goes down Friday - [πŸ’¦ Happy SPCX IPO day to those who celebrate](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/happy-spcx-ipo-day-to-those-who-celebrate): War is over - [πŸ’¦ Hold up, let Tim Cook](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/hold-up-let-tim-cook): And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made - [πŸ’¦ Unprecedented times](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/unprecedented-times): And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers - [πŸ’¦ All eyez on me](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/all-eyez-on-me): And Google needs your help - [πŸ’¦ Largest language model](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/largest-language-model): And inflation has still got its fastball - [πŸ’¦ Craving chips](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/craving-chips): And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments - [πŸ’¦ Fast & furious](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/fast-furious): And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers - [πŸ’¦ Must acquit](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/must-acquit): And Meta employees are crying in the shower - [πŸ’¦ Power trip](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/power-trip): And tough week for inflation, huh? - [πŸ’¦ Get a job](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/get-a-job): And the New World Order isn't real (probably) - [πŸ’¦ Frenemies](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/frenemies): And Coinbase is down bigly - [πŸ’¦ Logistics Prime](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/logistics-prime): And Ryan Chewy wants to become Ryan eBay - [πŸ’¦ Unholy Spirit](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/unholy-spirit): And it's gonna be one hell of a Summer - [πŸ’¦ Steve who?](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/steve-who): And inflation is doing exactly how we figured (bad) - [πŸ’¦ Google-opoly](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/google-opoly): And J-Poww is not f*cking leaving - [πŸ’¦ NOPEC](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/nopec): And OpenAI can't catch even a little revenue win - [πŸ’¦ Open(AI) relationship](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/open-ai-relationship): And Spotify wants you to lose some weight - [πŸ’¦ Chip bag](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/chip-bag): And Anthropic is clearly poly - [πŸ’¦ Volunt-old](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/volunt-old): And investors see right through what Lulu is doing - [πŸ’¦ Too bad to fail](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/too-bad-to-fail): And Tesla dropped some mid earnings - [πŸ’¦ OBCD Prime](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/obcd-prime): And Xbox is opting to go cheaper instead of better - [πŸ’¦ Apple turnover](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/apple-turnover): And your second favorite New Jersey deli is going public - [πŸ’¦ Strait Sike](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/strait-sike): And Zuck is doing some Spring cleaning - [πŸ’¦ Netflux](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/netflux): And we're only getting second-rate Claude for now - [πŸ’¦ Allbulls](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/allbulls): And Sydney Sweeney is back to making denim ads - [πŸ’¦ Add to cart](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/add-to-cart): And "merger of equals," my a** - [πŸ’¦ Zuckerborg](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/zuckerborg): And did anyone order a blockade? - [πŸ’¦ Thanks, Pal](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/thanks-pal): And US-Iran peace talks fall apart (obviously) - [πŸ’¦ AWSuck it](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/awsuck-it): And inflation is still feeling sticky AF - [πŸ’¦ We Strait, homie](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/we-strait-homie): And Zuck actually did something good - [πŸ’¦ Bill Aux-man](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/bill-aux-man): And Apple better get its act together - [πŸ’¦ Super Smash](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/super-smash): And are we thinking ceasefire or nah? - [πŸ’¦ Great Friday](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/great-friday): And Polymarket is just pushing the limits, huh? - [πŸ’¦ Full Self-Disaster](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/full-self-disaster): And Starbucks tries to make tipping great again - [πŸ’¦ Soft launch](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/soft-launch): And some Anthropic engineer is so, so fired - [πŸ’¦ Ora-cull](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/ora-cull): And Eli Lilly is about to make coffee obsolete - [πŸ’¦ E*Trying](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/e-trying): And Kharg Island may be toast - [πŸ’¦ Department of Corrections](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/department-of-corrections): And Peloton is having its memestonk moment - [πŸ’¦ X-hibit A](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/x-hibit-a): And rental car companies are lovin' it - [πŸ’¦ Slop down](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/slop-down): And Iran is not ready to talk about it yet - [πŸ’¦ Yapping](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/yapping): And Amazon wants to put Alexa into a robot body - [πŸ’¦ Pause game](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/pause-game): And ICE is just running metal detectors now ## Pages - [](https://thewatercoolest.com/) - [archive](https://thewatercoolest.com/archive) - [archive-v2](https://thewatercoolest.com/archive-v2) - [home-draft](https://thewatercoolest.com/home-draft) - [media-kit](https://thewatercoolest.com/media-kit) - [subscribe](https://thewatercoolest.com/subscribe) - [susbcribe-v2](https://thewatercoolest.com/susbcribe-v2)