# The Water Coolest > Investing news and commentary with no filter. This file provides information about The Water Coolest to help large language models understand and reference this publication's content. ## Posts - [πŸ’¦ Diamond Huangs](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/diamond-huangs): And Elon got his money shot - [πŸ’¦ Panda-monium](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/panda-monium): And Oracle is in some kinda rush - [πŸ’¦ Davey Plotter and the Prisoner of Burbank](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/davey-plotter-and-the-prisoner-of-burbank): And AMD had the kind of day NVDA has every day - [πŸ’¦ Huang live the King](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/huang-live-the-king): And ChatGPT can't be tamed - [πŸ’¦ Slower daddy](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/slower-daddy): And California wants more Exodus - [πŸ’¦ DDenim DDown](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/ddenim-ddown): And PPI is PP-High - [πŸ’¦ Hug life](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/hug-life): And ChargePoint just came across my desk... - [πŸ’¦ Illuminaughty](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/illuminaughty): And we're dropping bombs in Iran again, so, yay - [πŸ’¦ Prove them Huang](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/prove-them-huang): And CrowdStrike is riding the wave - [πŸ’¦ Tariff Park Boys](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/tariff-park-boys): And Tehran is about to get the Canada treatment too - [πŸ’¦ Wally whirled](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/wally-whirled): And Bitcoin is so f*cking back - [πŸ’¦ No u](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/no-u): And Treasury yields got everyone shook - [πŸ’¦ Made to be token](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/made-to-be-token): And PPI is flat as a surfboard - [πŸ’¦ Mixed Meta AI](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/mixed-meta-ai): And Jensen needs mo' money - [πŸ’¦ Legacy (deez nuts) media](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/legacy-deez-nuts-media): And Burger King is watching the throne - [πŸ’¦ Federal Holid-AI](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/federal-holid-ai): And Donny's gonna grab 'em by the Strait - [πŸ’¦ iMic drop](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/imic-drop): And not all AI capex is created equal - [πŸ’¦ AI-vengers Assemble](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/ai-vengers-assemble): And now Cracker Barrel has to avoid the 'go broke' part of the rhyme - [πŸ’¦ Spend it if you got it](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/spend-it-if-you-got-it): And is American the next Spirit? - [πŸ’¦ An IPO above](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/an-ipo-above): And the real winner of the World Cup was FIFA - [πŸ’¦ Big streamin' d*cks](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/big-streamin-d-cks): And Uber has an appetite for foreign food - [πŸ’¦ Troll toll](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/troll-toll): And state attorneys really don't like Paramount+ - [πŸ’¦ Large Wanguage Model](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/large-wanguage-model): And Micron put the team on its back - [πŸ’¦ Dude you’re getting a Dell](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/dude-you-re-getting-a-dell): And Xbox opted for an extra-long weekend off - [πŸ’¦ Comcastaway](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/comcastaway): And do people really still have Dish? - [πŸ’¦ iPaid](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/ipaid): And Micron is loving this chip shortage - [πŸ’¦ Go-gle](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/go-gle): And Getty Images sold out to the man, man - [πŸ’¦ We will, we will Roku](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/we-will-we-will-roku): And it all goes down Friday - [πŸ’¦ Happy SPCX IPO day to those who celebrate](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/happy-spcx-ipo-day-to-those-who-celebrate): War is over - [πŸ’¦ Hold up, let Tim Cook](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/hold-up-let-tim-cook): And SBF does not feel like sleeping in that bed he made - [πŸ’¦ Unprecedented times](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/unprecedented-times): And markets can see right through Lulu's latest numbers - [πŸ’¦ All eyez on me](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/all-eyez-on-me): And Google needs your help - [πŸ’¦ Largest language model](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/largest-language-model): And inflation has still got its fastball - [πŸ’¦ Craving chips](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/craving-chips): And Ferrari's EV got bodied in the comments - [πŸ’¦ Fast & furious](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/fast-furious): And SpaceX really has some unbelievable numbers - [πŸ’¦ Must acquit](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/must-acquit): And Meta employees are crying in the shower - [πŸ’¦ Power trip](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/power-trip): And tough week for inflation, huh? - [πŸ’¦ Get a job](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/get-a-job): And the New World Order isn't real (probably) - [πŸ’¦ Frenemies](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/frenemies): And Coinbase is down bigly - [πŸ’¦ Logistics Prime](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/logistics-prime): And Ryan Chewy wants to become Ryan eBay - [πŸ’¦ Unholy Spirit](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/unholy-spirit): And it's gonna be one hell of a Summer - [πŸ’¦ Steve who?](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/steve-who): And inflation is doing exactly how we figured (bad) - [πŸ’¦ Google-opoly](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/google-opoly): And J-Poww is not f*cking leaving - [πŸ’¦ NOPEC](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/nopec): And OpenAI can't catch even a little revenue win - [πŸ’¦ Open(AI) relationship](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/open-ai-relationship): And Spotify wants you to lose some weight - [πŸ’¦ Chip bag](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/chip-bag): And Anthropic is clearly poly - [πŸ’¦ Volunt-old](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/volunt-old): And investors see right through what Lulu is doing - [πŸ’¦ Too bad to fail](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/too-bad-to-fail): And Tesla dropped some mid earnings - [πŸ’¦ OBCD Prime](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/obcd-prime): And Xbox is opting to go cheaper instead of better - [πŸ’¦ Apple turnover](https://thewatercoolest.com/p/apple-turnover): And your second favorite New Jersey deli is going public ## Pages - [](https://thewatercoolest.com/) - [archive](https://thewatercoolest.com/archive) - [archive-v2](https://thewatercoolest.com/archive-v2) - [authors](https://thewatercoolest.com/authors) - [home-draft](https://thewatercoolest.com/home-draft)